It could be Conservative Jeremy or it could be Internet Man. Or – tacky, I know – the plumber. Maybe it could even be Steve? I count back and count back. CJ. Internet Man. Plumber. Steve. Count, re-count.
Bel texts – evidently back from Shanghai (since when?), wanting to make another fly-on-the wall movie of me.
GOD NO. Not when I look like this.
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